i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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