Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.