SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we're making bets on your personal life
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.