i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I am available for nakedness
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...