saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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