Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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