I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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