how can u be prego again
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
