so explain again why im purple
no
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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