As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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