Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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