No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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