I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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