so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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