Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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