The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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