Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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