glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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