I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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