my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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