have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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