I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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