Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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