ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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