I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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