just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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