This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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