we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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