i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We are two peas in an std pod
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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