I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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