Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i have herpe
just one?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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