Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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