I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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