dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
we're so committed to being not committed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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