Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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