You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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