Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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