I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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