He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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