No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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