Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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