she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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