I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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