So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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