A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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