i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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