Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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