Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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