I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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