butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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