is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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