So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's just like the Real World with babies
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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