apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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