I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
