I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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