Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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