Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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