Porn is love you can see.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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